Someone call Stacy and Clinton for me, please....

Has anyone ever woken up, gone into their closet, and come up with an outfit that they later found to be hideous? Yesterday, I thought I'd rock my new camos, an olive colored hoodie that is at least two sizes too big, and some stripy socks that I used to wear to brighten up my third graders' outlook on life. I even wore said ensemble to a get together with some teacher friends. Bless their hearts. They didn't even mention that I was going a little too uber grunge for a public place. Today I wore the same hoodie and happened to come across a full-length mirror and a mirror placed behind me so that I could get a good look at the back of me too. Yikes! I think we really need to replace our 3 bathroom lights that have gone out and haven't been replaced yet so I can accurately assess the damage in the morning before I leave my house....