* I hate to scrapbook. I suck at it, it takes me a long time, and yes I am an active Mormon.
* Same goes for sewing.
* My kids eat cereal for more than one meal often and some days for every meal.
* Josh just asked me if moms are supposed to cook.
* I don't know how to get pictures on this blog or facebook.
* I don't like pie.
* I don't make my own bread or even want to.
* I love jeans. A lot. And J. Crew cardigans.
* I'm making pancakes for dinner right now.
* I go to movies just because Johnny Depp is in them.
* I am qualified to home school my kids, but I really don't want to, so I won't.
* I don't watch the news because I can't sleep afterward.
* I used to watch Law and Order SVU but don't anymore for the same reason.
* I hate to dust.
* I love the smell of coffee.
* I think SpongeBob is funny.
* I think the first Work and the Glory movie is better than all the books. (*Gulp* Can I say that out loud?)
* I get my feelings hurt too much.
* I love to watch people get their hair done.
* I love to get my hair done.
* I change my hair on a whim because I can't get a tat or more piercings. :)
* I've called my daughter Attila since she was two for obvious reasons.
* I call Topher Fatty Pants McGee.
* My toes look like the little sea creatures that Ursula turns Mermaids into.
Janae. What can I say but "teeeee heeeee heeee" and then you have to imagine that going on for several minutes. Your blog is a thing to behold -- I'm coveting the vivid background, too. But I promise not to emulate you until next week. Then, I'll just copy the whole darn thing. Love ya!
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ReplyDeleteThe stuff you write is a bright spot in the blogosphere. Your confessions made me laugh.
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